Burger is the coolest guy on the forums. You wish you could wish you were me, but you can't even do that. You're fat. Burger isn't. He's cool.

Cause of his AwesomenessEdit

No one knows the reason why he is so awesome. He just is, deal with it. He's soooo hot. You need to worship him.

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